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nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

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thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

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My name is Missy.

My name is Missy.

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effyeahnerdfighters:

itsradishtime:

effyeahnerdfighters:

ed-ingle:

I finished my first nerdfighter art piece for the Project for Awesome. (sorry this pic is terrible) If you want to donate 15 pieces to the P4A email nerdfighterart@gmail.com by October 10th and send a sample picture of something you’d like to contribute. #p4a

Ed-ingle, consistently the best. You can get all the information about creating P4A art perks here.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT. I think you may have made the nerdfighter art I got last year! Here it is on my cube at work!

Behold! The magicalness of the P4A!

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ashiecrackerr:

wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

me

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arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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  • Question: Imagine Bucky finding it easier to relax around Darcy than with the rest of the Avengers, partly because she's fearless and partly because she's not trained in how to kill people with a coffee cup. Imagine him becoming super clingy when Steve is away. Imagine Steve coming home from a month-long mission to find that Darcy and Bucky have become "Awesome Platonic Cuddle-Buddies" (to quote Darcy). - christmashippo
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    imaginebucky:

    She sets him up with Facebook, and gets him hooked on Candy Crush. Their conversations are pretty much one-sided, but Bucky finds he appreciates that as much as anything - talking can be exhausting, and it’s a relief to be able to sit back and listen and let her take over. She’s also surprisingly good at picking when he’s stressed, and even better at coming up with unexpected new ways to help him cope with it.

    Which is why Steve is only slightly surprised when he comes home after his long and gruelling mission to find that his living room has been taken over by flickering candles and the scent of lavender and the soft sounds of Norah Jones playing in the background. Bucky is marooned on the couch in the very centre of it all, staring around like he can’t quite figure out where he is or how he got there.

    "We’re doing foot spas," Darcy chirps happily, measuring out essential oils into a bucket of warm water. "Okay, lift your feet up," she adds, and gives Bucky’s legs an illustrative shove. Bucky complies with an expression of placid bemusement.

    Steve quietly closes the door and leaves them to it. His news can wait.

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purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

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It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

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mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

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"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

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armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

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chronic-genderbender:

OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YAO GOT SO PISSED OFF WHEN MUSHU CALLED HIM A LIMP NOODLE

HE’S ACTUALLY CALLING HIM LIMP-DICK BUT SINCE IT’S A DISNEY MOVIE EDDIE MUPHEY COULDN’T SAY “DICK”

FOR 16 YEARS THIS FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

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